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Jokes - A Sure Way To Generate Income
Author : Mr D Stevens
Submitted : 2011-11-15 15:36:03 Word Count : 407 Popularity: 0
Tags: Jokes, Short Jokes, Clean Jokes
I am getting a little sick and tired of all the ads promising you a fortune in easy peasy steps it seems like a sick joke. After trying all their methods and ending up owing more than I ever made (which is nought) I have now decided to give my secret to making 5K a month, I am going to reveal it right here to you on the sworn declaration you won't reveal the secret, else it will lose it's charm (and money!). Ok enough of my dilly dallying here goes: The best method to making 5k a month is to go and buy a little thin hacksaw blade, a strong rucksack and wet tissues. Walk around your estate looking for telephone boxes. Once you've spotted a couple that are easily reachable and not in too hot a location then just insert your hacksaw into the gap between the change box and phone and saw away until you can open the change box and take HALF of the change as you do not want to get busted. (Leave some for the Phone Operators you don't want to take too much at once, that is greed and we both know greed is the source of all evil!). Take your change into your rucksack and make sure you replace the change box carefully and clean the metal dust using the wet tissues (yes the tissues were useful, I bet you were thinking it was for something else). Rinse and repeat around your estate and the next borough. With this money making venture you are not restricted to any place, you can try several estates, towns, cities, even countrysides (plenty of phone boxes along those motorways), and be sure of collecting every day, month and year. If things are getting a little bit too hot, and the locals think something is up with a guy walking around with a hacksaw going into phoneboxes, wear a hoody If you are a girl it makes you look hot, if you are a guy, just mention blood and cribs and sound like an extra off Adulthood. ... P.S. I certainly hope you realise this is a joke If you like it drop me an email I have a google blog of similar jokes we can all contribute to, or send this to someone and cheer somebody's day.
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